Thursday, October 14, 2010

[MOVIE] Altitude Review

Altitude. From the name, you can almost read the movie. Yup, you got it. It all happens in a plane. A plane that is flying high. Very high. At a altitude of 40,000 feet high in the air?

Well, this movie is just a non-logical dramatic hell ride.
From the start, you will be able to see 5 kids aged around 20-30. One being a dumbass jerk that thinks that all he does is being brave, while the other thinks he had done the wrong thing from the start - which is getting onto the plane at the first place, and the hot chick pilot that doesn't know crap about flying a plane, while the other two which is a couple that keeps filming each other while enjoying their ride.

Whats the story about anyway? All because of a loose screw located right inside the steering lever of the plane, the plane lever got stuck and now it can only head in one direction- Up Up and Up. Who can survive being so high in the sky anyway?
Okay enough about the synopsis, now I shall voice out my opinions on this one. Well, its crap. TOTAL CRAP. Worst movie I ever laid my eyes on ever. EVER EVER EVER.
So don't go watch it. Especially when it releases 21 october 2010 in Malaysia.
It doesn't make fuck sense at all actually. The whole movie based on some crappy guys' memories? OCTOPUS TENTACLES IN THE SKY? SCREWED UP.

It just doesn't make ANY sense at all. The movie has completely no logic at all. Just don't watch it. Its so stupid and fake you will cry all over with WTF moments and start cursing why you ever started playing this film.

1.Opening a window in the middle of 40000 feet high in the sky, no suction force.
2. Octopus tentacles high in the sky WTF
3. Octopus tentacles appear to be a fake piece of shit.
4.Tentacle reap! (Man I'm not joking LOL)
5. Stupid and more stupid-ness
6.EPIC FAIL
7. ???
8.DRAMA, DRAMA AND MORE DRAMA, Just die already can you?
9. Comic book shows their fate.
10.EPIC FAILZOR!!

Okay... so if you want to watch this movie, well. GLHF.

Overall rating : 1/10

Trailer below:

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